Our Life According to Mommy - A Smith Family Blog

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Auntie has a date with a future Appostle...and thank heaven for non Utah boys?

Did some fireworks with the kids last night...I'm not much for fire. I like my afro and don't want to end up like Michael Jackson. Talked to Aunties date last night via yahoo chat. Seems like a nice guy and oddly perfect for her....the one that said their was no such thing out there. My husband can be an abrupt jerk sometimes when he speaks, but looks like this time it was productive. Had he not done so, she wouldn't have got on the stick and started looking again....this guy is not from Utah so I'm sure that is why he is decent....ouch!! Did I just say that...I mean he seems like a decent guy who grew up in Oregon and has lived in Seattle for the last several years. He has been in Utah for the last 5 years or so and is a computer geek who works for the LDS church in their IT dept. Been divorced for a year, has 4 older kids and loves the Lord of the Rings movies, live music and to travel, he's not much for sports and likes big boobs and isn't opposed to brown girls and HE IS NOT GAY!!! Looked thru all of his pics and he has one that seriously looks like he's already an Appostle.....suit, tie, serious yet kind look....nice lookin guy but not over attractive which is perfect...he's big like a teddy bear with a kind smile....

Sounds like an Auntie match made in heaven....the only negative I've seen from him so far is he is a "Why B U " graduate, but to his credit, he did his graduate work at Penn State...maybe that counteracts the "YBU" thing...kind of like having a diet coke with a snickers bar!!

They were going out at noon today for the first time and I pray it goes well, because if it doesn't she may never try again....

But holy cow...I went on the singles site to search thru her matches with her...OMG I'm so glad I'm married and hopefully will never have to do that!! EVER!!!!! AHHH you should have seen some of those guys!! Either "Rico Suave" or 65 trying to pretend they were 45....and I'm sure all looking for somekind of Good Things Utah stereotype...(have you noticed that show never has any brown people unless they are cooking or cleaning something...just sayin' ) Mormon stereotypical mommie / 20 yr old blonde big haired Barbie doll....scary is all I can say and I love my husband, (a Wyoming boy might I add!)

I love you sweetheart and I am so grateful for you and your non-utah mormon heritage! I'm so glad you love me for me and my non-utah barbie heritage (too much soul, bootie and afro for the stereotypical Utah girl...guess GTU will have to wait!!....and my keen sense of humor along with my love of football, the DIY network and Norm Abrams I'm sure has a little to do with the reason you are still around (not like any other male figure in my life) Again like the Diet Coke and Snickers....my bootie counters the my obvious mental/daddy issues!

Love you honey! And good luck Auntie and future appostle!! May you have a love match and I'll see you